RL Funnies: BABY POWDER!

I took RL with me to do the groceries last night. On our way to check out, we passed by the mass display of Johnson's Baby. He pointed out the new Johnson's Baby Active Fresh baby powder and this conversation ensued:

RL: "Mommy, we should buy the new powder, because it's so hot in the house."
K: "But you still have powder at home."
RL: "But this new one is nice. I always get pawis kasi."
K: "What's so special with this powder?"
RL: "You put it on my neck, so that when my pawis touches the powder, sasabog ang bango!"

LOL! Isa lang masasabi ko: effective ang commercial! May retention sa bata. Hahaha! Sasabog ang bango sa bagong Johnson's Baby Active Fresh baby powder.


PS. This isn't a paid ad, and yes, it really happened. 

| Video from Johnson's Baby on Youtube

RL Funnies: THINGS.

My little boy cannot pronounce TH-. There are some words that begin or end with TH that he says with an F.

For example, the word bath becomes baF: "Mommy, I need to go and take a baF." or "Mommy, ate won't open the door to the baFroom."

Or say, the word throw. He says, Frow or Frowing like "Momma, ate is Frowing her food!"

I've been correcting him lately, and he is mindful of his TH words, but tends to exaggerate that I always end up snickering (bad momma, I know). He says baT for bath now - without emphasis on the word having an H because it almost always ends up as baF. But he tries.

Yesterday, while in the car, on the way to Araneta Coliseum for work, he was asking if we could go to my mom's house (A has been sleeping over since school ended because she is spending time with my mom and KY).

RL: "Can we go to Ama's (Grandma) house tonight?"
K: "Nope. I don't think so. We will finish late."
RL: "But I haven't been to Ama's house for plenty of days already." (he has no concept of weeks)
K: "Why? What will you do there anyway?"
RL: "I want to see if Ama has new Fings." (meaning things)
K: "What are Fings?!"
RL: "I want to see if Ama has new stuff pala! STUFF! Not the other word."

Aba, mautak. He knows his synonyms. LOL!

RL Funnies: GUILTY!

This post was initially part of the last post about being sick. I realized, however, that since that post had a giveaway, I thought I'd post this separately. Not that I want the whole world to know, but I can't resist sharing this tidbit from Friday morning. You'll know what I mean when you read my retelling below. Hehehe.

Photo from candywarehouse.com

Funny thing that happened Friday morning... (my son will probably kill me for posting this story one day, LOL) I bumped into RL on the way to the bathroom. I suppose he was surprised to see me come out of the bedroom. He probably thought I was still taking a bath. When I walked back into the bedroom, I saw him on A's bed, with his hand in his pants.

K: "What are you doing?!!"
RL: "My tutuy's ouchie..."
K: "Well, don't touch it. It's going to be more painful if you keep touching it."
I wanted to check but knew he wouldn't come near me if I asked to see... So, I dressed up and right before going down to make his bento lunch, I called him near and asked for a hug. He comes and I took the opportunity to check and see what was wrong.
K: (pulling his pants down) "Let me check and see if it's red."
RL: (quickly pulls his pants up) "No!"
K: "But I want to see if we need to put medicine."
RL: (squirms a bit, and hesitates) "No."
K: "Why?!"
RL: (looks at me with guilty eyes) "There's candy!"
So I pull open his underwear and find two squished Trolli Strawberry Puffs inside his briefs, next to his you-know-what!!! He was smuggling candy! We told him he couldn't have any because of his cough. I couldn't stop laughing!!! And RL? Well, he cried (bad Momma).

Hunny, you can't get away with it. You have the same look your dad has when he doesn't tell Momma the truth. LOL!

Ah! The things kids do nowadays! 

RL Funnies: A-B-C!

I took the kids to Centris Walk yesterday - it was SaturKIDSday. SaturKIDSday happens when I feel I've been so detached from home - mainly because of work, and then sometimes because I get so out of whack.

So anyway, the kids got to ride Wowowheels as much as they wanted to (we had unlimited vouchers) and got on the bungee gym for three minutes each. Pretty soon, they were spent and wanted drinks.

We went to nearby Chatime for some Chocolate Mousse drinks. While waiting for our drinks, RL declares we were to play a game. "A-B-C! A-B-C! Let's play the game where we say words with the letters!" My mom always plays this game with him to help him with patience (this game to while away time so he doesn't notice and gets bored). So ok, we were about to play when he told us his rules. 1st round, animal names; 2nd, fruits; 3rd, veggies.

K: "Ok, I go first. A! Animal, anteater."
RL: "Great job, mommy! My turn! B! Fruit... Uh... (Shrugs)"
A: "Fruit, RL!"
RL: "I don't know!"
A: "B! Buuuuhhh... You know, your favorite fruit!"
RL: "B? Buuuuhhh... Ah! B-ango!"

Lol! Pang-Eat Bulaga anak ko!

RL Funnies: A Phineas and Ferb Adventure!

I had used GCs to purchase Phineas and Ferb toys for the little boy. RL loves imaginative play. You can hand him a figurine, a car, even a pencil and eraser and they all come to life with his imagination!

Tonight was no different! I caught him playing with Phineas, Ferb, Perry and Dr. Doofenshmirtz!

RL: "Let's go, Ferb! I'll race you to the 'suffin'! Last one to the 'suffin' is the loser!"
K: (Interrupting) "What's a 'suffin'? Is it their base?"
RL: (Stops to look at me) "No."
K: "Their spaceship?"
RL: "No."
K: "Their home?"
RL: "Noooo."
K: "The planet they created?"
RL: (Irritated now) "Noooooo!"
K: "Then what's a 'suffin'?"
RL: (Points to his side of the bed) "This one is the 'suffin', you know so the bed doesn't get wet when I make wiwi!"

Ay anak! Sapin! LOL!

RL Funnies: Practice!

My mom wants RL to start preschool this year. She's bringing him to A's school next week - for assessment to see if he can try preschool for the second semester.

Because of this, I've had to practice drilling him with Qs. Last night, while giving him a bath, I drilled him some more...

K: "What's your name?"

RL: (Shrugs) 

He's been having a hard time pronouncing the Rs and Ls. So he stops himself from saying his own name because we used to laugh a lot at his pronunciation. Oops! 

After a few times of helping him out, he finally gets it right. So we move to parents' names.

K: "What's your dad's name?"

RL: (Shrugs) "I don't know."

Ok, that may be an acceptable answer, don't you think? (Guffaw!)

K: "What about mom's name? What's my name?"

RL: (Confidently) "Kaye!"

K: "Can you spell my name?"

RL: "It's on your ID! You go check!"

Hahaha! My little boy is NOT ready for school. Nyar.

RL and His Tongue

I interrupt normal programming to bring you this story about my funny little man. I hope it brightens your day!

RL loves UBE Ice Cream!

Yesterday morning... after eating ube ice cream...

RL: "Mommy, can I get Katniss?"
K: "Go wash your mouth and face first."

Stands there.

K: "Why aren't you going to the bathroom?"
RL: "I'm using my tongue!"

Lol!

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We were having dinner at Sofitel earlier. I was looking for a dessert spoon for my halo-halo. I was supposed to use RL's spoon, but he already used it for his ube ice cream (my little boy loves ube!). So I asked the server for another spoon.

A minute or so later, RL taps me on the shoulder and was about to hand me his spoon.

K: "No, it has ice cream on it. I want a clean spoon."
RL: "It's clean! I cleaned it with my tongue!"

No kidding! LOL!

Sorry!

Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! I shall post Day 5 Winners tomorrow! I have to get to bed. We need to be up at 430am to catch the school bus. Yes, school starts tomorrow. I don't think I can upload photos either. Sorry!

Before I sleep, let me share something funny from RL.

K: "RL, what's 'Be Quiet' in tagalog?"
RL: (after thinking a bit) "Shhhhh."

Hehehe, good night!

"How Was Lunch?

...I had asked A when I got home from work tonight. "Was the Beef Stroganoff still good?"

She looks at me funny and says, "Beef Stroganoff pala yun."

"Why, what did you think it was?"

"I told my friends it was called Beef Demonol."

And at that point, I started laughing and couldn't stop. LOL!

Kanino nagmana 'to? In fairness, she laughed at herself. We laughed all throughout dinner until we were crying from laughing too hard. Don't ask me, I don't know where she got that name.

Beef Demonol, anyone?